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Bacon Sunscreen & Bacon Condoms, Yes I Said Bacon Condoms

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Bacon Condom Box

J&D’s Foods who believe “Everything should taste like Bacon” are behind popular Bacon products like Bacon Salt & Baconnaise. They’ve created 2 new items to add to their Bacon arsenal, Bacon Sunscreen and Bacon Condoms. I know, I know….Bacon Condoms?

Bacon Sunscreen

The Bacon Sunscreen is available for pre-order for $9.99. It’s a real sunscreen with an SPF 30 plus who doesn’t want to spend their time on the beach smelling like Bacon?

Bacon Condom Wrapper

J&D’s Bacon Condoms™ “Make Your Meat Look Like Meat“. Now that’s a catchphrase if I ever heard one. The Bacon Condom is coated with J&D’s baconlube™ , an ultra premium Bacon flavored personal lubricant. A 3-pack will set you back $9.99 and could make you a legend in the bedroom. No word if Thick Cut Bacon Condoms are on the way for the Magnum crowd.

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