Open Letter To Shake Shack About Their Fries

Shake Shack Fresh Cut Fries
Shake Shack Fresh Cut Fries

Dear Shake Shack,

Why have those crispy delicious new spuds of yours not found a way to South Florida yet? Is it something I’ve done because if that’s the case, I apologize. I only wanted the best for our relationship and I really do think that deep down you also want the same thing.

I’m sitting here patiently with my ketchup bottle waiting for your response.

Sincerely,

– Sir Beast

Burger Beast

Eat. Write. Read. Repeat.

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  • April 2, 2014 at 3:24 PM
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    Dearest Burger Beast: It’s not you, it’s us. Never did we mean to hurt you or make you feel anything less than prime beef. Don’t fret; our new fresh-cut fries are on the way to South Florida very soon. Coral Gables and Boca Raton will start serving them on May 14th. Miami Beach is a bit delayed and won’t offer them until later this year. Can’t wait for you to sink your teeth into these fresh, hand-cut, twice-cooked Russet beauties. FRY-5! -Team Shake Shack

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