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Rock That Burger – Kendall, Florida

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Anyone that  followed the Street Food Scene in South Florida from the beginning (late 2009) knows of the Yellow Submarine. They were the 3rd truck to hit Miami and really made me look differently at the Colombian Style Street Food they were serving. I was tired of all the frozen patty and recycled sauces all those joints were using.  The Yellow Submarine Burgers & Hot Dogs had better versions of those similar sauces and behind them was a great Burger or Hot Dog that could stand alone, no toppings necessary.

It was both a sad and great moment for them when they retired their Truck and were committed to opening Rock That Burger in Kendall. They were gone for close to a year. If you’re wondering what happened to the truck, the former Yellow Submarine is now Mushaboom, a Vegan Burger Truck.

I visited a couple of times when they first opened Rock That Burger back in August but was just not sold on it. It didn’t seem to be the same, there was something off. I figured I’d give a few months and hope that they had found their groove.

My wife was always a giant fan of their Killer Queen Sandwich which was not on the original Rock That Burger menu. It was great to see it on the Specials board when we walked in.

We started with the Cheese Fries. These guys were the standard Fries topped with Cheese. You could also add Chili too but I’d like to see the Yellow Submarine Fries with the Pineapple and House-made Tomato Sauces make the menu. I’m sure they’d make them for anyone who asks but some folks don’t even know about it so maybe it’s like a “Secret Menu” item.

Cheese Fries

Cheese Fries

Back in the day the Killer Queen came in long Sub style bread but because of the strip mall they’re in it’s not possible (there’s one of those chain sub shops). The K-Queen is a Chicken Sandwich but with Buffalo Chicken Cold Cuts instead of the usual slab of Chicken. It’s topped with Mozzarella Cheese, Lettuce, Tomato, Onions, Garlic Mayo, & Pesto Sauce. Whoever came out up with this combination of flavors deserves a day named after them.

Killer Queen Chicken Sandwich

Killer Queen Chicken Sandwich

Rock That Burger allows you to create your own Burger with over 15 options but the Yellow Submarine named after their former life is the one to get. It normally brings Lettuce, Tomato and Onion but I ixnayed those. My Yellow Submarine Burger was topped with Mozzarella Cheese, House-made Tomato Sauce, House-made Mustard, Pineapple Sauce and Crushed Potato Chips. The Burger is a well seasoned patty with the spices mixed into the beef. Another great flavor overload.

Yellow Submarine Burger

Yellow Submarine Burger

There are people who will tell you to go to Chicago or New York for the Best Hot Dog you’ll ever have. I’m telling you that the Paradise City Hot Dog (formerly the Yellow Dog) is one of if not the Best Hot Dog I’ve ever had. The All Beef Hot Dog is sliced and cooked face down on the flat top to get a nice crispy exterior. The toppings are the same as the Yellow Submarine Burger. It’s the real deal.

Paradise City Hot Dog

Paradise City Hot Dog

So all’s well that ends well in Rock That Burger land. Come by, enjoy the Food and check out the restaurant (If you’re a music fan you will love the decor). Now let me get back to my music…

In the town where I was born
Lived a man who sailed to sea
And he told us of his life
In the land of submarines


So we sailed on to the sun
Till we found a sea of green
And we lived beneath the waves
In our yellow submarine


We all live in a yellow submarine
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
We all live in a yellow submarine
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine

Rock It In Kendall:

Rock That Burger
Facebook: Rock That Burger
Twitter: @RockThatBurger
7138 SW 117 Ave Kendall, Fl 33183
305-244-088

Asados El Paisa – Colombian Street Food in Miami, Florida

Asados El Paisa Card

Do my eyes deceive me? I thought to myself. Caveman and I had just been to Yellow Submarine and followed that up with Hot Dog El Paisa when we saw Asados El Paisa across the street. Yes, we were stuffed but no, that didn’t stop us. All 3 spots have one thing in common, they’re all Colombian style food. Asados El Paisa is cooking on a rigged up Hot Dog Cart with a BBQ Grill attachment.

Asados El Paisa BBQ Rig

Asados El Paisa BBQ Rig

We order the Hamburguesa (Burger), Perro (Hot Dog) and Carne Asada w/ Arepa and Papa (Steak on an Arepa and served with Roasted Potatoes). The Steak was the best of the 3.

Carne Asada on an Arepa

Carne Asada on an Arepa

It was cooked a nice medium and was placed on top of the Arepa which was sopping up some of the juices. The Arepa was doing double duty by oozing some cheese. The Roasted Potatoes while simple tasted great. The Burger and the Hot Dog were a bit of a disappointment.

Hamburguesa

Hamburguesa

Perro

Perro

They didn’t cheap out on the Wiener, it was an all beef Hot Dog but the Pineapple Sauce topping was just too potent. It overwhelmed every single bite in a bad way, making it difficult to enjoy the crumbled Potato Chips and other Sauce. The Burger had the same issues. There is also Chicken & Pinchos (Kabobs) on the menu which looked and smelled pretty good. I’d stick to the Steak and take a chance on the Pincho, but hey, that’s just me.

Asados El Paisa
The address on the pic above is not correct, I would call and ask their location
786-278-6819

Dog House Fast Food In Hialeah, Florida

Dog House Outside

Dog House Fast Food is a Colombian fast food joint located in Hialeah. For those of you looking for some late night eats, they’re open late on the weekends (til 6am on Friday and Saturday). It was midnight by the time we walked in and were checking out the menu. Someone had just walked out so we were alone with the man behind the counter.  The Hawaiian Dog & Hamburger is what we were leaning towards. So we order and…..they’re out of Hamburgers. So we decide on the Hawaiian Dog and the Chicken Burger. The man disappears (not literally)but to the back. I’m looking around at the decor and I notice something strange.

Mural

Mural

Menu Board

Menu Board

Is that a Double Whopper in that pic?

Is that a Double Whopper in that pic?

The Burger pictures on the menu and on the front on the counter seem familiar. Yup, it’s just as I thought. A Double Whopper. A Double Whopper? What the hell? The dude comes back with our Hot Dog and Chicken Candwich (let’s not lie to ourselves here, this isn’t a Chicken Burger). It’s processed Chicken in patty form.

Doghouse Chicken Burger

Doghouse Chicken Burger

What's in the Sandwich

What’s in the Sandwich

The toppings for the Chicken Burger are Cheese, their House Sauce and we add Bacon (hey, what the hell). All things considered, it tasted OK for what it was. The Hawaiian Dog with its Pineapple Sauce, House Sauces and fresh Julienne Potatoes had a great taste.

Hawaiian Dog

Hawaiian Dog

The Dog itself was a little on the small side but at least it was Beef (and not some Chicken/Pork mix). While I wouldn’t tell you to go out of your way to come here and eat, it makes for a great midnight snack if you’re in the area.

Eat Late, Well Maybe:

Doghouse
7672 Northwest 186 Street, Hialeah, FL
305-819-8881

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Yellow Submarine Food Truck – Miami Food Truck

In the town where I was born
Lived a man who sailed to sea
And he told us of his life
In the land of submarines


So we sailed on to the sun
Till we found a sea of green
And we lived beneath the waves
In our yellow submarine


We all live in a yellow submarine
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
We all live in a yellow submarine
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine

So begins the song “Yellow Submarine” by The Beatles. The Yellow Submarine is run by 2 brothers but music is the central theme running through it. The sandwiches are named after song titles. There’s Lady Madonna (The Beatles), Imagine (John Lennon), Killer Queen (Queen), Original Sin (INXS) and New Sensation (INXS).

Andi and Yayo - Brothers In Arms (see I can do music references too)

Andi and Yayo – Brothers In Arms (see I can do music references too)

While we’re on the topic of music, I heard songs from bands like Information Society, Beatles, INXS and Skid Row while we were waiting for our food. An eclectic but great tune selection. My wife Marcela orders the Killer Queen which is their Chicken Sandwich.

Killer Queen

Killer Queen

It’s topped with Provolone Cheese, Lettuce, Tomatoes, Onions, Green Peppers, Hot Peppers, Olives, Mayo and Pesto. I’m not a fan of all the greens but I tasted it and thought it had some good flavors. Marcela loved it and I do mean loved it. I thought enough of it that I took one to go sans the green stuff and liked it a whole bunch. Onto the Wiener and Burger.

I got my hands on the Yellow Dog first. I forgot mention the Burgers and Hot Dogs are served Colombian style. Colombian style means plenty of Sauces and Crushed Chips as a topping. Well, it’s more than that but you get the drift.

Yellow Dog

Yellow Dog

The Yellow Dog has Provolone Cheese, Ketchup, Mayo, Mustard, Pineapple Sauce, their Homemade Sauce and Crushed Potato Chips. This is definitely the best hot dog I’ve had in a while and the best I’ve ever had served Colombian style. It’s sliced in half and then grilled on a flat top. The toppings did not over power the taste of the beef Hot Dog. That tends to happen with Colombian style hot dogs.

Yellow Burger

Yellow Burger

For the Yellow Burger I saw them pull out a fresh Meat Patty not some frozen brick. There is Chorizo mixed into it as confirmed by the brothers. This is another case where the Burger was a great surprise. The Burger has all the toppings of the Dog plus Lettuce, Tomatoes and Onions. I loved it and again the Meat/Chorizo Flavor was not overpowered by the Toppings. It’s also served on a fresh roll. Make sure you check out the Yellow Submarine.

So let’s back to the song, I know you were thinking the same thing.

We all live in a yellow submarine
A yellow submarine, yellow submarine
We all live in a yellow submarine
A yellow submarine, yellow submarine


We all live in a yellow submarine
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
We all live in a yellow submarine
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine

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Donde Timmy Perros Colombianos AKA Caliempanadas In Kendall, Florida

I stopped to eat at Donde Timmy against the wishes of my wife Marcela. I had sworn to myself that I would stop eating at Colombian Fast Food joints because they’re hit and miss…big time! We walk in and the guy at the counter looks as if he’s seen better days (no for real). This guy definitely doesn’t want to be here, at least that’s the vibe he’s giving off. I look over at Marcela and she has the face. What is the face? The “There’s no fuckin’ way I’m eating here” face. I’m on my own. While she goes to the restroom I think to myself “Maybe if the food is good, I can convince her to share it with me“.

I order a Regular Perro, a Carne Sirloin Especial & a Mazorca Desgranada Regular. Once Marcela returns, I tell her what I ordered and she agrees to at least try the food. First up isMazorca Desgranada Regular: It’s a platter of Corn Kernels topped with Potato Sticks, Cheese and Sauces. In this case I went with 3 of their sauces (Pineapple Sauce, Pink Sauce aka Mayo/Ketchup mix and a Curry). Take a look at the picture and you’ll see, it was mostly Potato Sticks.

Regular Perro

It actually looks like a Breakfast Cereal. It tasted good but more Corn would have been nice. The regular Perro was found to be pretty terrible by both of us. It wasn’t a Hot Dog but more of a sausage. Stay away! The Burger was not too bad and Marcela liked it.

Burger

This place doesn’t become Donde Timmy till 6PM. I’m sure by that time they’ve had enough time to round up all the homeless dogs and cats in the neighborhood. Just kidding.

Where He At?:

Donde Timmy
15672 SW 72nd St, Miami, FL
305-385-2040

Al Carbon In Coral Gables, Florida

Another Colombian Fast Food Joint? I had sworn off all “Colombian Places” after the debacle that is Que Perros, plus I pissed some dude off enough with my comments that he left a near unreadable retort worth checking out alone. So after some convincing from a few people (one of which was Chad from Brickell Life) , I decided to give it a go. I’ve driven past this place at least a half dozen times and not gone in because it was packed in the outside seating area. My wife Marcela and I decide to go on a Monday night for dinner and it wasn’t too bad. It looks pretty cool inside with cowhide on the wall and a nice looking bar.

We decide on Salchipapas and the Papa Asada (con Salsa de Queso) as our starters. Well for those of you who don’t know Spanish or do and still have no clue what a Salchipapa is, it’s Hot Dog or Sausage Slivers with French Fries. Papa Asada is a baked potato. At Al Carbon it’s served with a Cheese Sauce. I had never eaten Salchipapas before. It was good for what it was but it seemed like it needed something else, possibly a sauce. The Papa Asada, was well, it was a Baked Potato. If you like Baked Potatoes you’ll like this. We couldn’t quite place our fingers on what was in the Sauce. It didn’t have a strong flavor and after trying to figure out what it was for a few minutes, we gave up and Marcela asked the waitress. It turns out that she didn’t know. She goes to ask the kitchen and we’re told it’s Cream Cheese with different Spices, interesting.

Marcela and I decide to split 2 things, the Hawaiian Burger (Swiss Cheese, Caramelized Pineapple) and a Caramelized Onions and Blue Cheese Hot Dog (it’s also got Crushed Potato Chips and Cole Slaw). There are a few things I don’t like, alright more than a few things but Pineapple and Cole Slaw are up there. The Hot Dog was good not great. I couldn’t even taste the Slaw, but maybe that’s because it’s placed under the dog. I would definitely go for a different flavor combination next time.

Now the Hawaiian Burger I really loved. It was stuffed with Pineapple and Swiss Cheese and it tasted pretty amazing. I do not think this burger is one that will appeal to the masses though because of the seasoning the meat has. I forgot to mention that the roll the burger is on is fluffy and near perfect for a burger, plus it has some branding on it. Nice touch. The good thing is they deliver, and since I’m not too far from there I may take them up on that offer.

Gables It Is:

Al Carbon
Facebook: Al Carbon
2280 Coral Way, Coral Gables, FL

305-856-3366

Que Perros In Miami, Florida

I thought long and hard about what I would write about Que Perros. I had a few witty one liners like Two Words: Shit Sandwich (alright so I stole that one from the movie Spinal Tap) or even Que Perros: Que Mierda! I’ve been accused by a few folks of having a fixation with Colombian Fast Food places and they might be right. Well, as of this review I have sworn off these places due to a few factors: 1)The girl who works at Mao rubs me the wrong way 2)I went to Mega Perros and I was served a burger with a moldy bun (yes the bottom had green all over and smelled bad) and 3) The burger at Que Perros tasted like a week old Salisbury steak(more info to follow).

Alright, so let’s get this non party started. I was excited about going to Que Perros and when I showed up at about 12:30AM on a Thursday they were closed. So attempt number 2 came a few days later on Sunday. This place has a very slick look to it. When I walked in, it was empty which as you know is never a good sign for a food place. I ordered a Todoterreno anyway which is a double Burger with Cheese, Ham, Bacon, Potato Sticks and Pink sauce.

Todoterreno Wrapped and Deadly

Todoterreno

This thing tasted odd and upon a flavor dissertation of the burger by my friend and I we realized that it tasted like an old Salisbury steak (as previously stated). A friend of ours would not even try it after hearing our conversation. I’d prefer one from Picadilly or from a decade closed Morrison’s Cafeteria. The Hot Dog I had was El Perrito and it comes with Mozzarella cheese, Ketchup, Mustard, Pink sauce, Pineapple sauce and Potato Sticks.

El Perrito

The condiments were actually pretty good but the dog itself was lackluster. It makes Arbetter’s hot dogs taste like real beef. The Maicito was average and had the usual suspects: Pink sauce, melted Mozzarella cheese, Pineapple sauce on Corn kernels. I tell you, proceed with caution when ordering the burger, that is of course if you value your taste buds.

Que Perros! is now Closed

Que Perros!
11980 SW 8th Street Miami, Fl
305-223-0210