I receive a text from my cousin Chunktronics at 10AM asking if we’re still going to go check out the Mexican Market. I, of course, have no clue what Mexican Market he’s talking about. He meant Knaus Berry Farm, which are not even Mexican but Dunkers (German baptists which are often confused for Amish for some reason here in Miami).
We originally considered going to Coral Castle first, but for $9.75 I don’t think so. As we’re arriving at Knaus Berry Farm there’s one thing on our mind, we’re starving. The problem, the line at Knaus Berry Farm is ridiculously long. There are over 30 people in line to buy fresh baked goods. We don’t want Cinnamon Rolls that bad.
This is probably the only time I’ve been to a Cracker Barrel and have been seated right away. As we’re looking over the Menus (Breakfast and Lunch) I settle on a Bacon Cheeseburger w/Hash Brown Casserole and Fred goes with an Egg Sandwich w/Hash Brown Casserole & Meatloaf Sandwich too.
The food overall was pretty good. At Cracker Barrel they serve some good comfort food but nothing really extraordinary. The Burger, on the other hand, was pretty average, no doubt a frozen patty. I expected a little more from Cracker Barrel. Right before we leave I ask the waitress if we can get a picture of Chunktronics laying inside the fireplace. She was actually going to say yes and then I quickly added: “And turn it on”. She claimed I was mean and there’s nothing wrong with that.
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