Leave the Best Caption and Win 2 VIP Tix to The Grind: Miami’s Burger Battle

The Grind: Miami’s Burger Battle is just 2 weeks away and I’ve gotten my hands on a couple of VIP tickets to the event. These bad boys are valued at $250 (combined) and will let you get into the action a full 60 minutes (that’s right a full hour, una hora) ahead of the hungry hordes.

To win, you just need to come up with the wittiest caption for the picture below. Leave your “Caption” in the comments section at the bottom of this page. Only 1 entry per person so make it good.

The director of The Grind and I will choose the winner this Monday March 19th at 7PM so get in your comment before 5PM. Also, as an added incentive to the winner only… if you can tell me correctly if the child is male or female you’ll win a Burger Beast Retro Shirt.

Well……get to it and Good Luck!

Congratulations to Yahaira Cespedes who was chosen as the winner with her caption:

The ‘do says party in the front, sides AND back…so, where’s the party?

Don’t miss out:

The Grind: Miami’s Burger Battle
Date: Saturday March 31st
Time: 6PM (VIP)or 7PM – 10PM
Price: $75 General Admission or $125 VIP
Location: 50 NW 14 Street Miami, FL 33136

Burger Beast

Eat. Write. Read. Repeat.

61 thoughts on “Leave the Best Caption and Win 2 VIP Tix to The Grind: Miami’s Burger Battle

  • March 15, 2012 at 11:12 PM
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    “i guess my parents weren’t expecting a boy…”

  • March 15, 2012 at 11:13 PM
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    “prior to his sexual reasignment, Sef was known as Serafina…Princess of the Slider”

      • March 17, 2012 at 4:26 PM
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        I TOLD MY MOM NOT TO PUT TOO MUCH “VIOLETA RUSA” ON MY HAIR!

  • March 15, 2012 at 11:15 PM
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    It’s Cam from Modern Family when he was a baby!

  • March 15, 2012 at 11:32 PM
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    Oh look! It’s Ace Ventura as a baby!
    “You want to hear the most annoying sound in the world?”

    I’m guessing it’s a little dude. (boy)

  • March 15, 2012 at 11:56 PM
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    Always the outsider, Tony was left with a brush for a best friend and in the 80’s rose to fame with A Flock of Seagulls. Sadly, his hair began receding, the fans left, and Tony buried his sorrows in Burgers.

  • March 16, 2012 at 12:32 AM
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    ” Celebrating my baptism with a yummi Frita from Cuban Guys “

    • March 16, 2012 at 12:44 AM
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      & it’s a boy 🙂

  • March 16, 2012 at 1:14 AM
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    “ok, now that we’re done with this… Can someone chage my diaper bc I made a stinky.. “

  • March 16, 2012 at 1:22 AM
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    When the squeaky toys and jingling keys didn’t work, the camera man pulled out a juicy bacon cheese burger and got this cutie to look up and smile!

  • March 16, 2012 at 7:17 AM
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    You’re gonna eat that in front of me,huh? Wait til I get some teeth. BTW either its a girl or his parents were conflicted.

  • March 16, 2012 at 7:31 AM
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    what do you mean your ou of bacon?NOOOOOO!
    girl

  • March 16, 2012 at 8:23 AM
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    “Sef…You’re Fired!”

  • March 16, 2012 at 9:05 AM
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    In for the burgers!

    That lil boy is sporting an awesome faux hawk and mullet.

  • March 16, 2012 at 9:06 AM
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    “i just pooped”

    It’s a Boy

  • March 16, 2012 at 9:06 AM
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    Dr. Suess saw this MALE baby, then wrote a story called “Horton Hears a Who!”.

  • March 16, 2012 at 9:10 AM
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    Must…smile…yummy…burger!!! Can I have it now??? How about now??? PLEASEEEEE!!!!

  • March 16, 2012 at 9:29 AM
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    While this may have been the face of a precious child, sadly he grew to become a Killer Klown from Outer Space.

  • March 16, 2012 at 10:14 AM
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    “Hehe, look at that photographers stupid haircut…”

    It’s a boy

  • March 16, 2012 at 10:53 AM
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    boy from the 1940’s but super cute
    tengo hambre mama dame mas hamburger hahahahaha

  • March 16, 2012 at 10:55 AM
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    “I’m sorry..I meant to leave you some”

  • March 16, 2012 at 12:11 PM
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    Ground beef: $2.00
    Slice of cheese: $0.50
    Bacon: $1.00
    Bun: $1.00
    Unparalleled joy of consuming a good burger: Priceless

    (Boy)
    [Note: prices and ingredients can be modified; idea is priceless.]

    • March 16, 2012 at 12:13 PM
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      Well. maybe “valued at $250”

  • March 16, 2012 at 12:35 PM
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    And the baby Grinch down in Whoville, who liked burgers a lot…
    stole the beef from the icebox and never got caught!

    (the Grinch is a dude, so let’s not be rude…
    this is a girl, just look at the curls)

    • March 16, 2012 at 9:40 PM
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      By far….my favorite!!!!!

  • March 16, 2012 at 1:39 PM
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    From his fabulous blowout to his sleeveless designer T young Guido knew he would rule the Jersey Shore…

  • March 16, 2012 at 2:27 PM
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    “I can has cheezburger?”

  • March 16, 2012 at 4:32 PM
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    Uh, ketchup on your burger?

  • March 16, 2012 at 5:56 PM
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    “But Linus, I haven’t even finished eating all my Halloween candy” – Sally Brown

  • March 16, 2012 at 5:56 PM
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    Successfully proved what happens in cartoons when bonked on head is perfectly realistic.

  • March 16, 2012 at 9:02 PM
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    Its the real life big boy

  • March 17, 2012 at 9:10 PM
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    “Mom I said flip the burgers……Not MY HAIR !!”

  • March 17, 2012 at 9:43 PM
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    Uhhh MoM……… I think I just dropped a BEAST in my underpants.

    Looks to me like a boy 🙂

  • March 18, 2012 at 4:15 PM
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    “Yes, as a young baby girl, I was the inspiration for Donald Trumps hair. He still to this day will not give me credit for the style! So now I must reveal the truth, at least my hair is real and not a hairpiece Donald! You’re Fired!”

  • March 18, 2012 at 4:29 PM
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    Why would you style my hair like an oompa loompa?!?!

  • March 18, 2012 at 4:42 PM
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    So happy to have the ultimate flow going in time for ‘the grind’

  • March 18, 2012 at 4:45 PM
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    “This is torture watching this guy eat! I can’t wait to get my hands around that big juicy burger!”

    Hungry boy

  • March 18, 2012 at 5:54 PM
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    They knew one day he would be famous and so it goes, Chumlee (AKA Austin Russell) would go on to eat many, many burgers and one day work at a place called Gold and Silver Pawn in Las Vegas where he would become a fan favorite on TV’s number 2 reality show – Pawn Stars.

  • March 18, 2012 at 7:28 PM
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    I Love Me Some Cheezeburgers!!

  • March 18, 2012 at 7:33 PM
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    As the boy says, “MOM, I wanted a hamburger, not McDonalds”…

  • March 18, 2012 at 11:41 PM
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    So, where is this “el pollito asadito” you keep promising me?

  • March 19, 2012 at 3:50 PM
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    “That wasn’t a cheeseburger I just ate, was it?”

  • March 19, 2012 at 3:54 PM
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    Breaking News: First picture of Snooki’s baby.

  • March 19, 2012 at 4:03 PM
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    Mommie, mommie, wheres the beef?

  • March 19, 2012 at 4:09 PM
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    “Never had a Burger Beast burger I didn’t like….yummie!”

  • March 19, 2012 at 4:11 PM
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    “Donald Trumps haircut has always been the same”

  • March 19, 2012 at 4:15 PM
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    Ummm wow that burger does look yumatumliscious … but … um *whisper* I just let slide the wrong kinda “slider” can you maybe take care of that before we chow down? Thanks Dad ….

  • March 19, 2012 at 4:30 PM
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    Thanks for the hairstyle Ace! I’ll get you, and your little Dolphins too! The baby is Jeff Ireland! (boy)

  • March 19, 2012 at 4:36 PM
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    My mon wanted me to be the President of HAIR FOR MEN club. That is why everyday she would comb my hair with VIOLETA RUSA. It does work wonders!!!!

  • March 19, 2012 at 4:37 PM
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    “SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE?!”

    (Also, it’s a boy!)

  • March 19, 2012 at 4:41 PM
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    “The secret to this little man’s hairdo is burger grease fresh off the grill.”

    (guessing boy)

  • March 19, 2012 at 4:49 PM
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    “The ‘do says party in the front, sides AND back…so, where’s the party?”

  • March 19, 2012 at 5:15 PM
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    Have your fun now, Mom & Dad. In about 50 years, I’ll be dressing YOU like this and taking pictures!

  • March 19, 2012 at 5:54 PM
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    whats a turkey burger doing here

  • March 19, 2012 at 5:55 PM
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    Before I rocked the mullet in the 80s, I rocked the flip & the Elvis!

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