Satch Squared in Gainesville, Florida

The minute I stepped inside, an overwhelming sense of hell yeah came over me about Satch Squared in Gainesville. Marcela felt the same and then the pressure to choose the right pie without holding up any other folks at the counter.

Side entrance at Satch Squared in Gainesville, Florida
Side entrance with order & pickup window
Craft Colas from Satch Squared in Gainesville, Florida
Craft Colas

Lola Cola and Emma Lemma Lemonade were the housemade craft sodas we chose to compliment our meals. There’s a picnic table outside the pickup window where we set up our home base.

Cups from Satch Squared in Gainesville, Florida

While waiting for our grub, we learn that Satch Squared is the sibling of another pizza joint, Satchel’s Pizza. It’s added to my neverending list of future food road trip stops.

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Bacon & Waffles from Satch Squared in Gainesville, Florida
Bacon & Waffles

When we ordered the waffles, and they asked if we’d like bacon, we thought the bacon would be in the waffle batter. Of course, we thought wrong, but the bacon was so good that it didn’t matter where it was as long as we ate it.

The waffles are served with butter and real maple syrup, which pours like a cola and tastes like heaven in a cup. I could see us coming to Satch Squared for waffles alone if we lived in Gainesville.

Satch Squared Box from Gainesville, Florida
Satch Squared Box

But how could I pass up this ridiculously delicious Detroit-style pizza? The 8 x 10-inch pies are available with a bunch of toppings, including gluten-free and vegan options.

As tempted as we were to order the Motor City (double pep & hot honey), the pepperoni was our final choice after much debate. No complaints on both sides of the picnic table; this fella rocked us.

Pepperoni Pizza from Satch Squared in Gainesville, Florida
Pepperoni Pizza

So much so that we returned to Satch Squared the following day and repeated the same order, except I went the Ruby Root Beer route this time and doubled up on the bacon order.

Satch Squared
405 SW 4th Avenue
Gainesville, FL
(352) 554-4484

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Monday 10 am – 10 pm
Tuesday 10 am – 10 pm
Wednesday 10 am – 10 pm
Thursday 10 am – 10 pm
Friday 8 am – 11 pm
Saturday 8 am – 11 pm
Sunday 8 am – 10 pm

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